Hot Women, Redux

Audio Version, you bunch of perverts.

Like I’ve said before, hot women inspire me to knit. This is just one of many factors in my psychological/genetic makeup which will prevent me from ever, ever procreating. But it will ensure that many people have warm, fuzzy stuff to wear.

Case in point: Sophie. Sophie is one of the bartenders at a local pub where I go to knit and have a pint. She’s utterly hot. Helen has nothing on Sophie, and I’d cover Helen with warm fluffy cabled goodness in a heartbeat. While I was knitting this afternoon, Sophie came up to me, put her hand in my lap, and said “I’ve never felt anything like this! So thick! I just want to touch it!” (It was the Aran sweater she was fondling. Alas.)

We got to talking. It turns out she is not very interested in football, would like to learn to play the harp, and has two little boys. This surprised me – I’ve talked to her before, and know that she is unmarried and is *very* young. We started talking about Playstation games, because apparently she and her kids are just as addicted to them as I am.

So, by the time I left, had a new inspiration. I’m not going to make anything for Sophie. She’s pure sex appeal, but not what I’m looking for; besides, I’m still hoping things work out with K. But she’s a single mom who is not making a whole lot of money. So I think Santa is going to arrange for some nice mohair hats for two little boys this Winter. What can I say – she’s hot. I’ve got to knit something.

No Responses to “Hot Women, Redux”

  1. Helen Says:

    But I’m an American!

    The knitting looks great, by the way!

  2. David Says:

    Sorry, Helen, but you know the old saying –
    “Swedish women, while very beautiful, live a really long way away.” >:->

  3. Helen Says:

    What? Sophie is hotter than me?

    You cheatin’ on me, darlin’?

    :)

  4. Daphne Says:

    Now how do you expect us to NOT want to hear your sexy voice talking about how a woman in a bar put her hand in your lap and said, “I’ve never felt anything like this! So thick! I just want to touch it!” 😀

  5. David Says:

    Okay, I managed to get through it without giggling. The audio version is up.

  6. Stacey Says:

    Too bad. But than again you would probaly have to charge by the minute.

  7. Kaetchen Says:

    Keep telling yourself that. 😉

  8. David Says:

    Kaetchen,
    I submit to you that the presence of Cocteau Twins and Dead Can Dance in my playlist more than offsets The Alan Parsons Project.

  9. Kaetchen Says:

    I don’t know whether to praise you for knitting for Sophie’s boys, welcome back your libido or MOCK YOU hard-core for listing The Alan Parsons Project on your listening list. Do you want me to send you some music, Freak of Nature?

  10. Stonering Says:

    “”I’ve never felt anything like this! So thick! I just want to touch it!” (It was the Aran sweater she was fondling. Alas.)”

    It’s the knitters equivilent to “you’re just like a brother to me”. :-) It sounds like a great place for a streight line.

    I noticed the lack of audio too. And had my spouse read the Sophie paragraph, and all he could say was “oh my”. I’m still chuckling.

  11. David Says:

    Hey now Daphne, one naughty post doth not a smut site make. I do think we need a Sexy Knitters webring though.

    And no, Stacey, no audio for this one. I tried recording it twice and kept cracking up. Speaking of which – good one, Michelle. Now I will never look at a baby bootie the same way again.

  12. Daphne Says:

    Gonna change the name to Porno Project here soon Dave? 😉 Michelle..you crack me up. 😀

  13. Stacey Says:

    HMMMM…no audio for this entry???

  14. michelle Says:

    You’re lucky you weren’t knitting a baby bootie; then, she might have reached into your lap and said, “Ohh, it’s so tiny and soft!”