Sweater Project

In yesterday’s cryptic post, I was talking about Kaetchen, StaceyJoy, Helen, myself, K, and Stacey respectively.

The truth is, I didn’t have a lot to say. Sorry for any unease that may have engendered.

In an effort to shake off this malignant funk that has been clinging to me for the last few months, I’m trying to focuse more on the absurd things in life. Case in point: the floor of the building that my office is on is completely carpeted. It’s that thin, nearly indestructible industrial style carpet that you find in bank lobbies on on the floors of motel rooms around the world. As I got off the elevator, there were little yellow safety signs set up saying “CAUTION: WET FLOOR”. The carpet was shampooed last night.

Hello? A wet floor warning - on carpet?

Maybe it’s funnier in my head.

I’m also going to change my online dating profile. My tag line currently reads: “Crafty - in the best ways”. I’m going to change that to something more descriptive and honest: “Talented manic-depressive male seeks sincere, caring female porn star.” One way or another, that should attract the kind of person I’m looking for.

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