I’ve just informed my brother Matthew that he’s the recipient of the Sooper Sekrit Projekt. So now I don’t feel bad telling the rest of the world. It’s going in a box today and getting sent to beautiful (and cold) Connecticut.
Wear it in good health, dear brother. Send pictures.
Also, I gave Kelley Spoon his present a minute ago: a titanium spork. Trust me, it’s hella pimp.