Happy Hannuka, Bro.

I’ve just informed my brother Matthew that he’s the recipient of the Sooper Sekrit Projekt. So now I don’t feel bad telling the rest of the world. It’s going in a box today and getting sent to beautiful (and cold) Connecticut.

Wear it in good health, dear brother. Send pictures.

Also, I gave Kelley Spoon his present a minute ago: a titanium spork. Trust me, it’s hella pimp.

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  1. jojo Says:

    wold “hella pimp” mean a pimp from Greece?
    or a pimp wearing a helicopter backpack?

  2. spoonix Says:


    I cannot begin to describe how much this modern engineering marvel rocks. First off… combining a fork and a spoon into one utensil. BRILLIANT! PURE GENIUS!

    But. This spork stands above all others because it’s not just a spork.

    It’s a TITANIUM spork!

    A JAPANESE titanium spork!

    With warning labels in 3 languages and a 1-800 technical support hotline!

    My only regret is that I don’t have like 7 more of these as it would automatically shave 33% time off setting the table for a dinner party.

    In fact, come to think of it, I kind of regret not having a table or any chairs, too. But I’ve got a single japanese titanium spork with warning lables in 3 different languages and a tech support hotline, and that’s a start.

    Happy Holidays to everyone, and thanks for the gift, D-Dawg.

  3. Eklectika Says:

    Coming from not-so-cold Connecticut myself (it’s actually in the 50s and raining today, LOL!) – nice job on the SSP… hope your brother likes it!

    You know, nothing says love like a titanium spork… 😉

    Happy Hannukah!


  4. Kaetchen Says:

    Hos in tow? It’s like Dr. Seuss for freaks!

    Do you have a pic of said spork?

  5. David Says:

    To the tune of The William Tell Overture
    Hella pimp hella pimp hella pimp pimp pimp!
    Hella pimp hella pimp hella pimp pimp pimp!
    Hella pimp hella pimp hella pimp pimp pimp!
    Hella pimp, hella pimp pimp pimp!

    Yes, the titanium spork is about as pimp as you’re gonna get without strutting down the sidewalk in a purple felt cape with leopard fur trim, twirling a cane and with six hos in tow. It’s that pimp.

    Mayhap even pimper.

  6. Kaetchen Says:

    Ahem. Did you just say ‘hella pimp’?

    I need a cocktail now.