Hats conquer all

It’s 4:30 in the morning. Time to blog.

I stopped by the local bar last night and saw through the glass door that someone was blocking the entrance with his back. Okay, no problem; I figured it was the guy taking I.D. at the door or something.

I walked in and saw over his shoulder that no, he was chatting up Corri, the one I’d made the hat for. Heh heh. Beat a hasty retreat, sucker. She smiled at me as I stepped around him, and her smile positively exploded when I reached into my US Army map bag and pulled out her completed Caper Hat. The door-blocker looked at her, looked at me, looked at the hat, swayed a little drunkenly, and looked confused. I could almost hear it in his head - “short geek - pink hat - huh?” Then he turned to his buddy and started talking about football.

Heh. Mere clever banter cannot compete with bright pink woolens.

2 Responses to “Hats conquer all”

  1. Emma Says:

    Never a truer word !

  2. becca Says:

    show a picture of that pretty pink hat!!!

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