Spontaneous Contest

Okay kids, here’s your chance to win a one-of-a-kind kufi.

The first person who correctly identifies this food product will receive a kufi in their choice of colors (but my choice of stitch pattern):

My ingredients are corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, enriched wheat flour (niacin, reduced iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), sugar, vegerable shortening (contains: partialy hydrogenated soybean oil and/or coconut oil and/or palm kernel oil and/or palm oil and/or cottonseed oil), soy flour, gelatin, dutched cocoa (processed with alkali), cocoa, leavening (baking soda), salt, lecithin, artifical flavoring, color added, sodium sulfite.

What food am I?

10 Responses to “Spontaneous Contest”

  1. Stacey Says:

    ding dongs. the chocolate cake things with the cream filling.

  2. Antonio Says:

    That’s an easy one… Count Chocula!

  3. Kaetchen Says:

    Charleston Chew. Frozen.

  4. Katxena Says:

    An oreo cookie!

  5. Emma Says:

    I dread to think !

  6. cari Says:

    Whatever it is, clearly no good can come of it. Drop that faux food and back away slowly, dude.

  7. Enjay Says:

    Moonpie?

  8. David Says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner!

    Enjay got it with Moonpie.

    At work, we’ve got a guy named Joe who moves, procures, and disposes of just about anything. Without him our organization would grind to a halt in a matter of hours. And he’s got a serious sweet tooth for Moonpies.

    When I was down at the Milam Drugstore picking up a breakfast taco, I saw that they’d started carrying double-decker Moonpies at the counter. So I just had to snag one for Joe.

    Okay, Enjay, what colors do you like? Go to http://www.brownsheep.com and check out the colorways of the Cotton Fleece. Let me know your crown measurement and I’ll hook you up with a kufi.

    Everyone else - good guesses. Antonio and Kaetchen in particular - you picked chocolatey goodness that is near and dear to my heart.

  9. Enjay Says:

    YAY!!!!! I can’t believe I won :) Thank You!

  10. devbear Says:

    oh — i was going to guess Chocodiles!
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