I can’t wait for the movie

The Gospel of Judas has been found and translated.

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  1. spoonix Says:

    And here’s the entire text:

    Book of Judas

    1 And lo did I go unto Jesus and politely ask him to repay the 30 pieces of silver I had lent to him 2 weeks ago.
    2 And Jesus thus did say, “Yeah, right. If it makes you feel any better, call it a tithe and you can write it off as a tax deduction on your 1040.”
    3 So then did I rat him out to the gay dudes who spend too much time wearing their bedsheets.
    4 BURNED!!!

  2. Cynthia Says:

    Spoonix, you’re too hilarious!