Sweater Project

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[What is that? You call that typing?]
{I’m trying, I’m trying!}

ddear Dad,,

[Oh, for the love of - get your sleeves off the keyboard. Face it, you don't have fingers, you CAN'T TYPE!]
[Look, let me have a shot at it.]
{What, you’re going to do better? You haven’t got any fingers either, just wide toes.}
[Well, what about the gloves?]
(Um, we’re fingerless . . . )

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{*sigh* Okay, I can’t type. I give up.}
(Hey, what about VisiKnit? She handles computer text all the time!)
<You called?>
[We're trying to write him a father's day letter. Would you mind giving it a shot?]
<Not a problem.>

Dear David,

Happy Father’s Day!

Love,
Kilt Hose
Shifty Socks
Hobo gloves
Sweater Project Sweater
VisiKnit

[Yay!]
{Huzzah!}
(Shit, he’s waking up! Everyone, back in the dresser!)

. . . this is the *last* time I leave my keyboard unlocked, even at home.

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