I’m under no illusions here. I know that the recent and massive influx of traffic to my site is due to Stephanie linking to me yesterday. When a ravening whack of knitters descends upon my server, it’s not because they’re here looking for great patterns or fine yarn.
No, you’re all here for the kilt pr0n. It’s okay, I’m used to being objectified.
I am, however, currently at work and thus unable to properly model the brand-new Utilikilt that arrived on my doorstep yesterday (squeee!!!) So please excuse me if this morning I defer to the deputy of the Sweater Project Yarn Consulate and let Scottie McQuacken provide today’s dose of kilt titillation.
Och, quack! Top o’ the mornin’ to you, lassies! Don’t crowd, don’t crowd, there’s plenty o’ me to be goin’ round.