Special Guest Blogger

Hello, I’m Judah Macabee.

When we had a chance to rebuild the temple, we didn’t have a lot of options when it came to lamp oil. But we Macabees know that repelling the Romans and cleansing the Promised Land aren’t the only challenges facing the sons and daughters of Abraham. We also have to do something about global warming.

That’s why we used Divine Lamp Oil. DLO lasts eight times longer than conventional lamp oils, and the carbon footprint offset from using DLO is equivalent to killing twenty encamped Roman Legionnaires.

So during this Festival of Lights, go green, children of Israel. Go with DLO.

Good for the environment, good for you.

Disclaimer: this may have been funnier in my head.

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  1. Sea Anemone Says:

    heh heh, goofball. ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Michelle Says:

    Still funny… even out of your head :)

  3. Plum Texan Says:

    Holy crap (heh), that was awesome. Definitely good out of your head – leaves more room for kilt pr0n photography. (hint. hint.)

  4. Miss Scarlett Says:

    “we Macabees know that repelling the Romans and cleansing the Promised Land arenโ€™t the only challenges facing the sons and daughters of Abraham”

    Hilarious!

  5. geeky Heather Says:

    L’Chaim!

  6. cryssyer Says:

    Still funny :)

  7. Lee Says:

    Made this daughter of Abraham laugh.

  8. Tweeks Says:

    Just had lunch with David.. and informed him that we Gentiles have access to DxO also. Not lamp oil.. but cooking oil. And OURS lasts much longer too than DLO. I refer to I Kings 17:13
    ” ‘The jar of flour will not be used up and the jug of oil will not run dry until the day the LORD gives rain on the land.'”

    With this setup, one could just pour the cooking oil int 55 gallon drums (until the next rain fall) and use it as Bio Diesel — potentially allowing for thousands of barrels of free “Divine Energy”. :)

    (okay David.. surely this much be sacrilegious.. so I’ll leave it there. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Tweeks

  9. Marilyn Says:

    it was quite funny in my head too!

  10. mom Says:

    David, how did we get you? You’re not like the others…By the way, I wore my gorgeous SunGoddess shawl to preside over the Garden Club luncheon and was practically mobbed by envious LOLs. I love it.

  11. Dox Says:

    Humor is always a risk!