Warning: Reading blogs can cause blindness
Believe it or not, reading blogs can make you go blind.
Apparently, the human eye is much better at reading non-backlit text. The florescence of a computer monitor combined with the particular eye movements involved in reading text are a toxic combination, which can cause the eye to gradually lose the ability to discern the high-contrast portions of the screen, which includes all the text.
Some relevant facts about the human eye:
The structure of the mammalian eye can be divided into three main layers or tunics whose names reflect their basic functions: the fibrous tunic, the vascular tunic, and the nervous tunic.
* The fibrous tunic, also known as the tunica fibrosa oculi, is the outer layer of the eyeball consisting of the cornea and sclera. The sclera gives the eye most of its white color. It consists of dense connective tissue filled with the protein collagen to both protect the inner components of the eye and maintain its shape.
* The vascular tunic, also known as the tunica vasculosa oculi, is the middle vascularized layer which includes the iris, ciliary body, and choroid. The choroid contains blood vessels that supply the retinal cells with necessary oxygen and remove the waste products of respiration. The choroid gives the inner eye a dark color, which prevents disruptive reflections within the eye.
* The nervous tunic, also known as the tunica nervosa oculi, is the inner sensory which includes the retina. The retina contains the photosensitive rod and cone cells and associated neurons. To maximise vision and light absorption, the retina is a relatively smooth (but curved) layer. It has two points at which it is different; the fovea and optic disc. The fovea is a dip in the retina directly opposite the lens, which is densely packed with cone cells. It is largely responsible for color vision in humans, and enables high acuity, such as is necessary in reading. The optic disc, sometimes referred to as the anatomical blind spot, is a point on the retina where the optic nerve pierces the retina to connect to the nerve cells on its inside. No photosensitive cells exist at this point, it is thus “blind”. In addition to the rods and cones, a small proportion (about 2% in humans) of the ganglion cells in the retina are photosensitive through the pigment melanopsin. They are generally most excitable by blue light, about 470 nm. Their information is sent to the SCN (suprachiasmatic nuclei), not to the visual center, through the retinohypothalamic tract which is formed as melanopsin-sensitive axons exit the optic nerve. It is these light signals which regulate circadian rhythms in mammals and several other animals. Many, but not all, totally blind individuals have their circadian rhythms adjusted daily in this way.
. . . and a bunch of other really interesting stuff.
If you’ve read this far, I sincerely apologize - the prank did not work for you. You need to have Javascript enabled in whatever browser you’re using to view this post.
Happy April Fools’ Day, 2008.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Nice one. I’ll be kind enough to slightly censor the first thing that came out of my mouth (but I was grinning, to be sure):
You f&*#er.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:51 am
Brilliant David!! Thanks for the laugh!
April 1st, 2008 at 6:29 am
That’s so funny, that I pointed everybody over here from my blog! Can’t think of a cleverer entry. Thanks for the laugh.
April 1st, 2008 at 7:03 am
That was amazingly funny! You got me .. first thing in the morning. I didnt go for the *&@&*$.. but first thing out of my mouth was a big laugh and “You’re a jerk!” Thanks for the laugh!
April 1st, 2008 at 7:28 am
Very good! It certainly had me fooled
April 1st, 2008 at 7:49 am
HA! That was GREAT!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am
Absolutely brilliant!
April 1st, 2008 at 9:59 am
nice, David!
April 1st, 2008 at 10:00 am
Love it, love it, love it!
April 1st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Hey, I was trying to read that!
April 1st, 2008 at 3:51 pm
LMAO, too funny.
April 1st, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Very clever - best AFD joke I’ve seen in ages!
April 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
hahahahahahaha
April 1st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
ROFLMAO
April 1st, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I only do it when Gods not watching.
Sadly it took my computer a while to let me in on the joke!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Well done! I totally bought it for a minute there.
April 2nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Thankfully I “got” it when you wrote about the “fibrous tunic” and was spared the going blind bit.
Great trick!
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:12 am
SO clever!
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:13 am
Best April Fool since the ThinkGeek April Fool’s newsletter. >.>
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:26 pm
very funny!
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Dave, there’s nothing funny about aqueous humor.
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:44 pm
You’re a genius!!!!
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
way to use your power for good and not evil Droth
April 3rd, 2008 at 4:57 am
Dear David,
you suck.
April 4th, 2008 at 5:31 am
You suck dude! LOL this was amazingly funny
April 5th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
ROFL. I wanna steal this! Hahahaaha.
April 6th, 2008 at 2:45 am
That’s freakin’ brilliant!